Wednesday, February 4, 2009

City Taxes

an old man was checking out this morning, and said there was to many taxes on his bill. All the wile, he was staring at my breasts.

I turned the bill around and said, sir, there is only TITTY TAX on the bill.

I meant to say, City Tax, honestly!!!

He looked up at my face and walked away. Wile the security guard, and I laughed so hard, we were crying.