Monday, October 4, 2010

Homeless people crack me up

Homeless man: I need a key for 1149

Me: but there isn’t anyone registered there
Homeless man: I am

Me: Not since a year ago, you moved out with your girlfriend

Homeless man: I have called my lawyer; he will take care of things tomorrow

Me: you can not check in here with out money.

Wait 5 minutes…

Homeless man: Do you have a cup of water?

ME: No, sorry we don’t have cups. But you can get water out of the bathroom faucet.

Wait 5 minutes…

Homeless man: call 911

Me: Why? Whats going on?

Homeless man: I am about to overdose

Me: oh, is that all?