You get one phone call sir

A guest got arrested for his own doings. I never really met the man, so I thought it was strange when he makes his ONLY phone call back to the hotel. He asked me to call his son, girlfriend, Brother in law, mother, wife, and lover. I opted to call the brother in law, whom I knew. When he told me to go to hell, I chose the girlfriend next. I gave her all the numbers he gave me and washed my hands of it. I just find it weird, to use your only phone call, to call the hotel where you’re staying at. Was I the only person awake, or the only person who would answer the call?

Really Stupid People

so when you get kicked out of the hotel lobby, for being excessively drunk, You shouldn't .... you get into your car, and drive 10 feet at about 40 MPH and crash into a Chinese Vase weighing 1000 pounds.... and RIGHT IN FRONT OF A COP CAR!!! where You get arrested for a DUI and reckless driving.