Homeless man: I need a key for 1149
Me: but there isn’t anyone registered there
Homeless man: I am
Me: Not since a year ago, you moved out with your girlfriend
Homeless man: I have called my lawyer; he will take care of things tomorrow
Me: you can not check in here with out money.
Wait 5 minutes…
Homeless man: Do you have a cup of water?
ME: No, sorry we don’t have cups. But you can get water out of the bathroom faucet.
Wait 5 minutes…
Homeless man: call 911
Me: Why? Whats going on?
Homeless man: I am about to overdose
Me: oh, is that all?
Monday, October 4, 2010
Thursday, November 26, 2009
Isnt this a gas station?
An older lady walked in around 4am, pist as hell because when her husband came in, I was unable to help him... He told me he wanted "to fill her up" In my hotel, that can mean a lot of things. So when I explained we were a hotel, he told me "my wife isn't going to like this"
In walks this lady, she bitched me out 3 different times, from 3 different spots in the lobby. And she kept insisting that it was my fault we were so "lit up"
I just smiled sweetly at her and walked her to the door. I tried explaining that maybe its because she's from out of town or something, and gas stations look like hotels there but we are unable to give her $20 dollars of unleaded anything.
In walks this lady, she bitched me out 3 different times, from 3 different spots in the lobby. And she kept insisting that it was my fault we were so "lit up"
I just smiled sweetly at her and walked her to the door. I tried explaining that maybe its because she's from out of town or something, and gas stations look like hotels there but we are unable to give her $20 dollars of unleaded anything.
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