Security Guards

I could write tons (and I may) on the security guards that I know.
But the one I currently work with, has me so pissed right now.

This weekend is Daytona 500 and Valentines weekend at Disney (think proposals) our hotel is booked... why is this man taking off this weekend? I swear when it comes to work, these people certainly know how to avoid it.

I think I also have the right to be pissed at my boss. He didn't put anyone on the schedule together, and he o.k'd this jack ass to be off.

WHY DO SOME PEOPLE GET POSITIONS IN HOTELS IF THEY HAVE NO IDEA!?

City Taxes

an old man was checking out this morning, and said there was to many taxes on his bill. All the wile, he was staring at my breasts.

I turned the bill around and said, sir, there is only TITTY TAX on the bill.

I meant to say, City Tax, honestly!!!

He looked up at my face and walked away. Wile the security guard, and I laughed so hard, we were crying.