ARMPITS

A girl came into my hotel tonight, and asked me to fax her some papers, I had no problems with this. She also asked to borrow my pen, so I handed it over. After signing her name on the page, she took the pen and scratched her armpit. She even did the “ohh yeah” as in she finally got that Itch. She then looked at the pen, and noticed there was a CLUNK of deodorant on the end, and said, out loud “ man I didn’t know deodorant stayed on that long, its been a week” She then laid the pen back on the counter, with the clunk of junk on the end. She then pointed out to me 3 times she left the pen on my desk. WHAT are some people thinking?